I like to travel, read, write, dance and pretend. At the moment I am suffering an insufferable phase of self-aggrandizement, premature maturity and lack of wit.
If you think you can help me out of this funk, write me at idaman.z@gmail.com
Few things I’ve learned during my brief stint on this earth:
Vaccinate
Don’t buy retail
Always bargain
Safer sex is better than no sex
Smoking is bad for your health
Smoking does tremendous amounts of good to your social life
Always have an exit strategy
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it sure does help
You might displace your mojo, but you can never lose it
So I managed to locate my mojo again last week. I twirled and tweaked, dipped and dunked, swirled and swallowed (hahaha macam sial). Here, let me introduce some new characters to you – there is Ironman, a strapping, muscle-clad youth of thirty, Marley, a temperamental young artist with a flair for drama, and Tai Low Minyak, a comic clown who hides a teary tragedy behind a façade of jokes. I had to throw one out of the house, like, literally, to make room for another. Heheheheh.
My younger sister has taken to Ironman, whose booming laugh would ignite peals of giggling from the both of us, and had the balls to ask, “Eh Ironman tu ada adik tak?!” Hahaha. Me, I’m partial to Tai Low, whose jokes are delivered with a poker face and a dash of nastiness.
Dude I cannot tell you how many times men my age have rejected me. For some reason I don’t appeal to them (although I do appeal to the young ladies hihihi). My target demographic of that gender these days is that of 30 and beyond. Incidentally, Ironman, Marley and Tai Low are all thirty.
Enough of that crap.
I have decided, given two paths - one paved in gold with nary a pothole, the other dark, smelly and creaking with crickets - I shall choose the one less trodden upon.
Fuck stability. Stability is for old people.
I am young and dangerous! I am bold and beyond reproach! I am brave and lucky, and Fortune has showed time and again that she favors me.
With that in mind I have decided that I shall embark on another adventure, and let the path take me where it would.
Gila vague, kan? I know, I should be promoted to God of All Things Undefined!
