I like to travel, read, write, dance and pretend. At the moment I am suffering an insufferable phase of self-aggrandizement, premature maturity and lack of wit.
If you think you can help me out of this funk, write me at idaman.z@gmail.com
I sort of need to let off some steam, and I don't have an outlet for it, so I'm going to have to spew obscenities here. Please stop reading now if you value sense, coherence, elegance, humanity and your eyesight.
Goddamn motherfucking cuntface sonofabitch. Your kid sister will die of dysentery days after dullfanged dingos devirginize her diddly dozens of times! I am the Alliteration Ant. And you. You will be a paraplegic at age 27, crying and cursing fate, thinking, oh, I really shouldn't have done that.
Thus is my wicked and unjustifiable curse on you. Pray it didn't work, fucker.
